Small Flat for Rent in London

How's this for a small flat in London:

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According to this BuzzFeed story, this flat went up for rent for £737 a month, but was pulled after the estate agent received threatening calls. It's a sorry state of affairs when the property market in London means people will actually rent this place.

For me, the best thing is this tweet:

Look at this flat! Magnificent. Cook dinner, answer the door and piss into your toilet all without leaving your bed http://t.co/oAi1KnhgfL

— GoodNewsHackney (@GoodNewsHackney) June 3, 2014

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