Well, ladies and gentlemen, today is a very big and important day for a little young man in the family. My little nephew, Matthew is celebrating his first birthday. So here's a big...
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... from your uncle Colin and Auntie Chicken. Now I wanted to get you a talking telephone for your birthday, but mummy said "NO!!" - something about …
At approximately 15:16:40 today, 28 September 2010, I will turn one billion (short scale) seconds old. That's a one followed by nine zeros. Who'd have thought 31-and-a-half would sound so old.
I don't care who this Barack Obama guy is, I will NOT let him rain on my parade. It's my day today; MY 30th birthday; the end of my youth and the start of my quarter-life crisis - yes, I plan to live to at least 120 years old. William better hurry up and get…
I hope you have a great day and even better birthday weekend.
