Tis the night before Christmas... so why not track Santa as he makes his way around the world. Currently he's in Russia, so all the little Russian children will be getting their pressies soon.
Thanks to X-Factor, we've got 3 versions of the same song in the top 40 singles chart this week. I think this has got to be the first time in history.
This year's X-Factor was won by a girl named Alexandra Burke who I think sounds a bit like Leona Lewis. Anyway, the song she released as the "winner's song" is…
I was a little disappointed to hear on the radio this morning that Radio 1 would not be playing Chris Moyles's Stanta parody this year. I'm sure I'm not the only one. So if you're after a bit of Stanta action, I've got it over here.
Now this is one way to buck the credit crunch this Christmas: pile up tons of lights and silly inflatable decorations on your (and our) front lawn and watch the leccy meter spin. This is the sight that adorns our front lawn courtesy of the people on the ground floor.
It's quite a bit later than last year, but Christmas is finally upon us. The shops are starting to fill up with Christmas tat and the adverts have started on TV in a big way. I wonder if the "economic downturn" (read that as "the consequences of some super greedy bankers playing silly buggers with other people's money") has caused …
• Government rejects elephants for pets e-petition - Killjoys!!! I was quite keen on being able to have a little bit of Africa in my back garden (when I get one. A garden that is). • Man's death unnoticed for a year - Wow!! A whole year before anyone missed him. …
Christmas isn't Christmas without certain things, and one of those things is the old classic kids movie The Snowman. The most well known part of the whole movie is when the boy and the snowman go "flying through the air" - sing along everyone... "We're walking in the air...".
Unfortunately it's not on TV this year, but fear not, Irn Bru's…
Two little girls in our block of flats are making sure Father Christmas knows where to stop in a month's time. The decorations have been up for about a week already, but the inflatable rising Father Christmas is a new addition this evening.
(Excuse the lack of focus on the second - I don't have a tripod)
Looks like Christmas has just got expensive for those families in the UK hoping to have a turkey this Christmas. Save yourselves a wad of cash and try something different. Remember, you don't have to have turkey.