• too busy to remove bread from a packet, • physically incapable of opening a jar or • untrained in the use of a knife
... you'll be pleased to learn that as of next Thursday Marks & Spencer will be selling a 75p jam sandwich featuring, er, bread, butter and strawberry jam.
A couple of weeks ago, Jonathan Ross, on his show Friday Night With Jonathan Ross, mentioned Marks And Spencer's Pain Au Chocolat Bread & Putter Pudding and how bad it was for you. Well, Claire and I happened to be in M&S yesterday, spotted one of these and thought we'd give it a try.
If you are one of those people who are: