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Texter Come Movie Star

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Texter Come Movie StarSo what happens when, despite very strict "Do NOT talk or text" rules, you decide to text in the Alamo Drafthouse movie cinema in Austin, Texas and ignore the two warning you are given? You get kicked out without a refund. What happens when you then call up and leave a snotty ranting voicemail? You become a movie star!!!

That's exactly…

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The UK Spends More on Sky TV Than Bread

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I was listening to Radio 4 this morning and heard something quite interesting, not surprising, but quite revealing: apparently the UK now spends more on Sky satellite TV than it does on bread. What does that tell you about the UK market?

To me it says we (the collective UK population) have our priorities completely wrong. We'd rather spend our money…

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Bucket Rattling Chuggers

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Picture this: it's a lovely cool, clear crisp day. You're walking along the high street enjoying yourself when you hear it: the sound of buckets full of change rattling. You look up and very quickly spot the source of the sound: several people are ahead of you waving buckets and banners purporting to be collecting for charity XYZ. What do …

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Aliens WILL Eat The Fatties First!!!

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Aliens WILL Eat The Fatties First!!!In an attempt to encourage people to join up and lose those excess pounds put on over Christmas, a very large independent health club in Bristol displayed great big banners on the side of the road bearing a little green man and declared:

I think this is a brilliant bit of advertising. A little bit of science fiction, light humour and…

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Attention Span of a Gnat

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Following on from news of UK government plans to change the primary school curriculum from the traditional subjects (maths, science, biology etc) to six broad areas of learning which includes things like learning about Twitter and using Wikipedia (is this really a good idea?), comes this great article about the inarticulate kids we're likely to get from this proposal.

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WiFi: A Killer or Not

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My respect for the BBC is starting to wain. This morning, the news was all about how WiFi 'may' kill me (I like to exaggerate - it connects with The Sun readers better ;-) ). Now this afternoon it's not. Make up your mind.

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Sunshine or No Sunshine?

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I wish researchers would make up their bloody minds about our exposure to sunshine: in one breathe they say, "Oooh, sunshine is bad. It gives you skin cancer and you'll die, so stay out of the sun". Then they say, "Oooh, sunshine is good. It provides you with Vitamin D that helps protect your from cancer and also helps lift …

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Voicemail

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VoicemailDo people actually listen to voicemail? As a company policy, we must setup our voicemail on a daily basis, state our name, company, the date and if we're going to be away from our desk or are working odd hours.

When I work shifts, particularly late shifts, like this week, I set my voicemail the night before, just before I go…

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What a Waste of Money

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The time has come... Carlos Alberto Parreira touched down in Johannesburg this morning to start his life as the most highly paid person in the South African public eye.

I was absolutely amazed and shocked to hear Carlos Alberto Parreira will be coaching Bafana Bafana in preparation of the 2010 World Cup. I admire him for his ambitions - he did…

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