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    December 2022

    • Apparently, young women used to almost idolise their high school...

    October 2022

    • The new sign for the ladies has been vandalised already...

    September 2022

    • My latest platter for šŸ‘ø memorial weekend. I’m getting quite...

    June 2022

    • I made one of those big platters you see on...

    May 2022

    • Wow! I think I’ll get a weekly delivery to offset...

    April 2022

    • The Mrs and I are starting a new fashion trend:...
    • How the f*%k does Instagram get their targeted advertising so...

    January 2022

    • It’s Sunday evening, it’s not raining, and it’s 8°C… must...
    • Did proper grown-upping this weekend: started on the DIY to...

    December 2021

    • I’m not a religious man, but I’ve always felt an...
    • Things are becoming quite profound in Woodley
    • Guess what I can see right now. Sweet bugger all!!!...

    November 2021

    • I was just reminiscing with Mrs S about the food...
    • I’ve been really impressed with Amazon Prime’s rugby coverage so...

    October 2021

    • This time yesterday it was light outside. Today it’s dark....
    • Today’s BBQ-whilst-I-work tasty tasty goodness: beef short ribs šŸ˜‹

    September 2021

    • Beer festivals always have the healthiest food… Biscoff and Ferrero...
    • Mrs S asked me to get the spare wine glasses...

    June 2021

    • We’re over a year into the COVID-19 pandemic and I’m...
    • We are definitely the oldest peeps in the village (drinking...

    May 2021

    • I’ve lived in the UK for over 21 years and...
    • I needed an eraser today so I dug out my...

    April 2021

    • Oooo look at me drinking a cask beer for the...
    • I recently switched my Siri voice to ā€œSouth African (female)ā€...

    March 2021

    • I thought I’d run out of screen wash but it...
    • One down, one to go. Oxford AstraZeneca was the šŸ’‰...
    • Banksy popped over to Reading last weekend and left this...

    February 2021

    • I used to be a man that never wore slippers....
    • Our most recent cheese order from The Grumpy…

    January 2021

    • My new favourite word, courtesy of a Der Spiegel article:...
    • 42: The answer to life, the universe and everything
    • We bought a ā€œLarge ā€˜Happy’ Cheese Boxā€ and some chutney...
    • I’m really liking the schooner-sized cans (middle) of…
    • Thanks to 🦠 lockdown no. 3, I’ve been forced to...

    December 2020

    • New Year’s Eve is a great time to work out...
    • I think this qualifies as a ā€œsubstantial mealā€ā€¦

    November 2020

    • My advent calendar tree šŸŽ„ courtesy of @brewdogofficial,…

    August 2020

    • Quintessential British brew with a view
    • Sneaking in claiming our free schooners on the…
    • I don’t know what offends me more… the…

    July 2020

    • Cooling down on the balcony with @susmansbiltong, @sirencraftbrew…
    • My first ever Ā£000 road tax bill I…
    • This is such a great idea I really…
    • My first flight in more than 103 days…

    June 2020

    • They call these tiny cantaloupe-sized green things ā€œwatermelonsā€ā€¦
    • 3TCricket‽ WTF‽ This sounds a little complicated at first, but...
    • Perfect timing with the lights meant I barely…
    • I was forced to socially distance from a…
    • Oooo, look šŸ‘‰ a slightly smooshed sourdough bread!!…
    • Two lovely sour beers from a very new…
    • TIL the American pledge of allegiance was written as a...

    May 2020

    • Wat the fudge!? Some one stole all of…
    • Three large boxes and a packet for 5…
    • Hmmmm, the last bottle of homebrew beer that…

    April 2020

    • I have my own beer monkey for the…
    • Think I’m going to start my own Etsy…
    • My most disappointing sourdough loaf
    • We’ve been forced to dig into our tinned…
    • Dalgona Coffee… cos this is what you do…

    March 2020

    • I guess going out to update Baby Yoda…
    • If you have a discount code for a local and/or...
    • BrewDog Sanitizer
    • I’ve just won Crufts, now watch me do…
    • Wore through the right knee of my Levi’s yesterday and...
    • Easter is fast approaching and the shops are starting to...

    February 2020

    • Nope I drive slowly past the spot, touch…
    • Someone’s telling porkie pies. My M3P only has 2 modes:...
    • This is why I charged up on Saturday…

    January 2020

    • I think my flight might be the last one out...
    • One of the things I’m going to miss from šŸ‡æšŸ‡¦...
    • The last two weeks back in šŸ‡æšŸ‡¦ has reminded me...
    • I absolutely hate ā€œCome Dine With Meā€ but I think...
    • I don’t want to imagine what they’ve done wrong but...
    • It’s a sunny Sunday afternoon in šŸ‡æšŸ‡¦ and I’m listening...
    • I never tire of African sunsets, even in…
    • It’s later than when I lived here but…
    • I encountered some very very dangerous wildlife on…
    • I never thought this would ever happen but I’m currently...
    • šŸ¤” when in šŸ‡æšŸ‡¦ā€¦ biltong for breakfast everyday right? 😁...
    • Less than 8 hrs in an ICE car and I’m...
    • My humble abode for the next 11 hours…
    • First beer of the year and it’s a…

    December 2019

    • I don’t think Google has any idea of…
    • OMW!! I’ve just seen the Outhere Brothers album cover from...
    • A little Frangelico in an Old Fashioned makes for a...
    • Oooo eeeerrrr Tasty tasty Christmas pudding stout So…
    • I’ve become a bit of a fan of lofi music...
    • Someone’s not having a very good Christmas this…
    • I’ve become an @untappd celeb. Met two chaps this evening...
    • We’ve just met and had a nice chat with a...
    • It’s just as well it’s chocolate-munching-Christmas-time…
    • The USDA listed the country Wakanda as a free-trade partner....
    • I’m thiiiiis šŸ‘Œ close to having everything in place so...
    • ā€˜Tis the season for great dark strong dessert…
    • We go away for 10 days and come back to...

    November 2019

    • Nearly eight years in the making but here…
    • Experimenting with working remote from a holiday destination to see...
    • Watching YouTube in Tesla
    • This week’s travel is the first time I can recall...
    • I watched the opening statements of Trump’s impeachment enquiry this...
    • Huh!? GIN!? But the picture says oh never…
    • Mini deserts
    • I’m drinking a Berliner-Weiss, eating tacos, watching Monday Night Football...
    • Nashville Hot Chicken is so good and is šŸ”„ in...
    • I understand the ease of use and economics behind bottom-fill...
    • ProTravelTip: use your hydration vest water bladder as a compact,...
    • I don’t think I’ve ever had a flight…
    • I Couldn't Agree More
    • Warning āš ļø: touching your Yubikey whilst in Gmail leads to...
    • Tiny Rebel make some fantastic beers. For me their Stay...
    • Worked in the office of a newly acquired company for...
    • One of my favourite pastimes is having a Spotify remembrance...
    • This is precisely why I switched to using Firefox, with...
    • Good Calories, Bad Calories by Gary Taubes is an interesting...
    • Jeeez. If I&;m not careful, I may be in for...
    • Day three of having surround sound thanks to getting two...
    • I have vindication for my purchasing of two more Sonos...
    • This is such a small world… the Mrs and I...
    • Looks quite nice outside, but the šŸŗ inside…
    • This thing still on? I attempted to get into microblogging...

    October 2019

    • Errmmm, excuse me for asking Mr or Mrs…
    • This is definitely the coolest (and most expensive)…
    • The Francesinha is my new favourite sandwich Ham,…

    September 2019

    • Lovely day to watch the rugby
    • I’ve never queued and paid to enter a…
    • Porto in the sunshine #nofilter #porto
    • Who needs a home charger when you've now…
    • The closest I've come to empty

    August 2019

    • Those peeps in the background are queuing for…
    • I've found my happy place, and they have…
    • Holy sheeet, I've got some saving to do…
    • My first ever theatre experience and it's Hamilton…
    • This is not the time of night I…
    • Caught in the Insta-act @thefishermanscottage šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£
    • Finally visited the @westberksbrew brewery and tap room…
    • It only took 3 years, 4 months and…
    • The oompah band in the Harbour bar @lcbfestival…
    • Celebratory dark 'n stormy in the best glasses…
    • Getting our swing on at @markethouse_rg1

    July 2019

    • Attempting to induce a meat coma for my…
    • There is no way you can miss a…
    • I think it's clear we've been travelling this…
    • Putting our cocktail strawberries to good use… as…

    June 2019

    • We now grow cocktail šŸ“ā€¦ they're strawberries we…
    • Woohoo!! The rain has buggered off and summer…
    • Hmmm meeeeaaat!! šŸ–šŸ„©šŸ˜‹

    May 2019

    • Sorry boss, gonna be a little distracted for…
    • This is how you troll foreigners (even the…
    • This is definitely my best batch of patacones/tostones…
    • Look at me coming to a beer festival…
    • I don't wear dressing gowns but I might…
    • Did a little light shopping this morning šŸ˜ā€¦

    April 2019

    • Bear Grylls and Ray Mears clearly learnt everything…
    • A thoroughly enjoyable post-šŸ‡æšŸ‡¦-voting beer in my usual…
    • Sounds like my kind of breakfast #beer
    • This is such a šŸ†’ idea for serving…
    • Oh come on America!! You've got to be…
    • Cheers New York City
    • There's nothing untoward about encountering turkeys crossing the…
    • Found my post-race treat 🤮

    March 2019

    • Well played Trader Joe's šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘ #loveit
    • Great knockers šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚
    • The oven in our apartment in Barcelona serves…

    February 2019

    • Very British recycling every bottle and jar is…

    January 2019

    • Now this is a cheeseboard!!! And a great…
    • My first Funion There's nothing fun about this…
    • What's the point in having 24 hour licensing…
    • Worcestershire sauce has just been usurped in our…
    • Practising being an old boy I think I…
    • I think there may have been a teeny…
    • Ooooooo toasty šŸ”„

    December 2018

    • New year's cheeeeeeeeese (Gromit 😬)
    • Stopped on my run to take in the…
    • After 19 years of begging I've finally been…
    • My new favourite liqueur This stuff is fantastic!!!
    • Low veg, full fat crimbo eve munchies šŸ˜‹
    • Happy halloween šŸŽƒ Oh Wait Missed that šŸš¤ā€¦
    • Meths has come a long way since I…
    • Train beer and festive lights šŸ˜‚
    • Train lights are so festive this time of…
    • Hmmmm meat, meat, meatidy-meat šŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹ Gonna go pop…
    • If you're visiting @sirencraftbrew today, look across the…
    • Cookieeeee
    • I think a few monkeys have escaped šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚
    • This is a great initiative Guess where I…
    • Woohoo!!! December's haul has arrived Shame it'll all…
    • In all the years I've been coming to…

    November 2018

    • I was just thinking that I should pop…

    October 2018

    • Holy moly! I didn't expect this much biscotti…
    • One of the benefits of making and using…
    • In šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø employees have to wash their hands…
    • October's haul Had I not delayed it before…
    • Today's sneaky purchase from @altymarket cookies from @dans_cookies/@cookiesdan…
    • Millennials can keep their smashed avo toast, beef…
    • I tried so hard to catch one of…
    • Who needs a telly in your AirBnB for…
    • I nearly had a heart attack at seeing…
    • Chester has the best bollard decorations 🤣

    September 2018

    • It's my favourite week of the month again…

    August 2018

    • Now this is my kind of bike shop…
    • This is definitely going to be a good…
    • So that's what happens to the dogs and…
    • Bye-Bye Mortgage
    • Somebody is going to be very P'd off…

    July 2018

    • That's my weekend sorted #beer #wcbc

    June 2018

    • Just as I was thinking I'd really like…
    • Just about to head off to sunny South Africa for...

    May 2018

    • Comrades is off!! I've got better things to…
    • Nope It's definitely half empty šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£
    • New batch of world class beers delivered today…

    April 2018

    • Just the welcome I needed after a week…

    March 2018

    • March's @BottleShopWeb World Class Beer Club shipment arrived…

    February 2018

    • I come to the pub just to check…

    January 2018

    • February's @BottleShopWeb World Class Beer Club haul will…
    • Nothing like naming and shaming the company responsible…
    • I cancelled our paid TV channels and we stopped getting...
    • Joined the The BottleShop's (@bottleshoponline/@bottle_shop) World Class Beer…
    • Nearly left the pub before the live music started but...
    • Today I spent Ā£250 on coffee in one go. I...
    • HAPPY NEW YEAR PEEPS!!! šŸŽ‡šŸŽ†šŸŽ‰šŸŽŠ My wife and I don’t...

    December 2017

    • I clearly spent far too much time in…
    • Why do bank cards still come with a signature strip?...
    • The Queen's speech mentioned how television has evolved…
    • The portrait mode on the iPhone X is…
    • Charity Donations for 2017
    • This is how I bank now…
    • Tesla Model 3: Take My Money NOW!!
    • šŸ¤” This is why punctuation and grammar is important.

    November 2017

    • TIL: Listerine was invented to cure gonorrhoea and has since...
    • I don't know what it is, but the peeps in...
    • I popped into a place advertising drugs and…
    • Who on earth thinks of Safeway when they…
    • I've just realised something… I'm going to have one more...
    • These are the snazziest looking growlers I've ever…
    • Encountered this hamburger Rubik's cube tonight and couldn't…
    • I love that smug feeling I get when I offer...
    • How much šŸ’© have I eaten today? Not…

    October 2017

    • Well that didn't take long. A few weeks' ago I...

    September 2017

    • If FaceID is anywhere near as quick and flawless as...
    • My view during dinner tonight
    • Yesterday the Ā£ to US $ exchange rate soared to...
    • Cyanide in Apple Seeds

    August 2017

    • I'll have a sipping rum please barman.
    • We opted for the smallest 😜 platter at…
    • Reading street art #nofilter
    • Naughty bank holiday Saturday tapas lunch šŸ˜‹
    • How on earth is sodium citrate toxic or…
    • Woohoo!!! After a bit of a delay, the…
    • Check out the kombucha scoby I grew on…

    July 2017

    • Proof christmas definitely comes earlier and earlier each…
    • We bought blue hydrangeas and they're slowly turning…
    • Ordered a bag of the very tasty Brazil…
    • I grew one of these from one of…

    June 2017

    • Jesus isn't allowed at Jo'burg's Zoo lake šŸ˜‚ā€¦
    • Sundowners with the cool kids #nofilter
    • Sunday live music in Cape Town... Danny Boy…
    • I've found the perfect replacement for Coke Zero...…
    • Now this is a very cool coffee shop…
    • Great view of Lion's Head from our AirBnB
    • Rumbled someone coverting our bananas
    • Enjoying my morning coffee with the hadadas
    • Comrades Preparation is So Hard
    • The last part of my #Comrades2017 prep is…
    • Breakfast of a LCHF/Banting #Comrades2017 champion (I won't…

    May 2017

    • The spiders are back in action on the…
    • Dog...GONE!!! 😭
    • I'm so retro... Listening to old tunes on…

    April 2017

    • 190 knives (many duplicates), including a kitana sword…
    • I ordered the parfait as I was in…
    • Holy cow!!! I would, but it's only got…
    • Now this is how you fight jet lag…
    • The lamb was part of today's lunch... cooked…
    • Today I cooked this beautiful boneless leg of…
    • TSFW (that smug feeling when) you can properly…
    • If I could live in Waitrose, I would…
    • Post-race STARTER!? Having roast beef for pudding 😜

    March 2017

    • This is brilliant... a craft šŸŗ can where…
    • I found Nemo and Dory in the same…
    • Look at this case of blatant wastage in…

    December 2016

    • Beautiful frosty morning for a 10 mile trump…

    November 2016

    • Graffiti is often incredibly honest
    • Pillow for your bed sir? How about EIGHT!!!
    • Who'd have thunk it, me eating a meat-free…
    • Getting arty now with a bit of foreground…
    • Cranking the brightness of the moon up to…
    • I popped indoors for a few hours &…
    • Oh come on! Surely the African ā˜€ļø& šŸ–„ā€¦
    • My @monzo card always makes me feel like…
    • Is it wrong to ask if the tatts…
    • Really!?
    • I like how they've evenly split up the…
    • I think someone got a little carried away.…

    October 2016

    • No Fluffy. The people in this very expensive…
    • I hate to see so much potential nipped…
    • Want strange looks in a brewpub? Grab a…
    • Just got my first plastic deep sea diver…
    • All that remains of Reading's looks like the…
    • A new woman had just moved into our…
    • Pre-made cocktail in a jar... I'm not sure…
    • I've only ever seen Newcastle Brown Ale on…
    • I've never seen this in my life: scavenging…
    • I think I've just found my beer home…

    September 2016

    • Probably a bit heavy but what a cool…
    • This hotel thinks of everything 😜
    • Canal and rooftop views šŸ˜
    • This is quite an impressive flight
    • Dear šŸŽ…, I'd like this teeny weeny stein…
    • Children, selling beer since 1394
    • You'd never say I was in Jo'burg
    • Lunching with a lovely view over the salad…

    August 2016

    • Bacon biltong!!! This stuff is amazing!!!
    • A stack of crispy bacon has got to…

    July 2016

    • I've finally got the DTs
    • You are NOT an almond!! What are you…
    • The action is hotting up in the 15th…
    • I made a new friend.
    • Woohoo!! šŸ™Œ My first upgrade that's actually worth…
    • How to use a phone book... pop it…

    June 2016

    • One gin sling. Probably the most expensive cocktail…
    • They take out of bounds really seriously in…
    • Cold brew Symmetry style
    • The Day Britain Voted to Leave the EU
    • Hotel rooms always have waaaay too many switches.…
    • My ride is here.
    • What has the world come to when coconuts…
    • Having the sign of the beast in your…
    • Jeeez, it must have been a really bad…
    • Homemade picked garlic. It goes blue because of…
    • I'm pretty sure šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§ is the last first-world…
    • Commuting in style.
    • Nice to see TFL knows just about as…

    May 2016

    • Mmmmm, a pint o' mojito
    • Introducing the Apple iBoat
    • See, I told you paleo wasn't a diet.…
    • I ā¤ļø generous šŸ¹
    • I love that my hotel has a place…
    • Someone at our hotel has a great sense…
    • Ummmm, apple and zero alcohol beer is a…
    • Just a teeny weeny dessert please.
    • Found Brit alley
    • Woohoo!!! Found the cervezas artisanas. This is going…
    • Finally got my chance on the coals. Sadly…
    • What happens when you let your Mrs borrow…
    • Downside of Improved Insulation

    April 2016

    • This fine couple are selling the tastiest and…
    • Nom nom.
    • I took my wife 158m up the BT…
    • London by night from the BT Tower
    • I'll be munching my dinner with this view…
    • Tonight's dinner is up there.
    • I'm on TV!!!
    • I've reserved your spot @tabamatu @elusivebrew 😜
    • I think I may have got my proportions…
    • This Sounds So Wrong
    • M&S, these are not puppies. These are anaemic,…
    • I have no idea why anyone would steal…
    • The 10 Most Timeless '90s Songs
    • Took great pleasure in pulling apart this puzzle…
    • I've Reserved a Tesla Model 3
    • The mirrored crimbo buable red paint works surprisingly…
    • This guy is paying for his transport and…

    March 2016

    • Fancy Sam Adams glasses in my local
    • I guess we can't go to Waitrose then.…
    • How Many Decimals of Pi Do We Really Need?
    • Nearly Ā£26 from my teeny weeny penny jar.

    February 2016

    • Seriously Amazon!? There was more paper in packaging…
    • Springtime!!!!
    • Too Many People Have Peed in the Pool
    • Look at my nutritious premium economy breakfast courtesy…
    • I'm so it out of touch with posh…
    • My ride.
    • Live music in Austin airport, after security!
    • What? Classic Seasoning isn't candy!? Easy mistake to…
    • Cold brew in the sunshine.
    • Spotted in the BA191 lavs. Times are certainly…
    • Another double-yolker. Eating at least two eggs a…

    January 2016

    • WTF are 'Balanced carbs'?
    • An Audience with Roger Bannister. Looky what my…
    • Summon Your Tesla from Your Phone
    • Children Aged Five Eat Their Bodyweight in Sugar
    • Definitely an Electro-Swing Morning

    December 2015

    • Woohoo! My first Kickstarter campaign has just delivered.…
    • How to dress like a 'softie at a…
    • The number under the title is the price…
    • Wow! MS really push the boat out for…
    • They weren't kidding when they said it was…
    • Zefferelli's is the teeniest weeniest cinema I've ever…
    • This is why I like The Lake District.…
    • Cozy pub time
    • šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø this is how the English do guns:…

    November 2015

    • Ug, man (me) make šŸ”„ in pub come…
    • Henning Wehn will be standing there really soon.…
    • Pastries and bag clementines from my race goodie…
    • Mulling my race tomorrow whilst gazing over the…
    • Valencia Metro tickets are fun, disposable and rechargeable…
    • Valencia metro right now. Imagine the London Underground…
    • We're having two small lamb chunkies for dinner…

    October 2015

    • One of the things I really like about…
    • What a view over the city.
    • Now this is how you drink really good…
    • Supping a very very tasty watermelon gose with…
    • How can you tell the low-carber has been…
    • Taking cold brew coffee in the office to…
    • I thought two appetisers (starters) would be a…
    • The view from this morning's run... up and…
    • Nitro cold brew coffee... like Guinness but coffee.…
    • I've never had this kind of braai before.
    • What is the collective noun for shrooms?
    • M&S Winter Berries & Prosecco Hand Cooked Crisps…

    September 2015

    • Is this Club Tuts or an honest indication…
    • Take your pick of one of our free…

    August 2015

    • Check out my neighbour's bush

    July 2015

    • Ag boetie, I'd recognise that flag anywhere. The…
    • I can see my next lift home from here.
    • My team
    • 32C wasn't enough for me so I found…
    • Who needs to go abroad when you can…

    June 2015

    • Trying out a new pub. Lovely waterside view.
    • Ian Matthew Foster - 1948 to 2015
    • A New Look
    • Just the essential cards my wife carries in…

    May 2015

    • I can see my lift home from here
    • Your stick figure family was delicious
    • Looks like a good spot to park
    • 16:30 isn't too late for a Bulletproof coffee…
    • Damn!!! Being a hipster in SF is expensive!
    • The first ghost bike I've seen in San…
    • Another great bike lock
    • These tacos are amazing and 100% gluten free/low…
    • LHR ✈ SFO
    • I want this bike lock
    • Straddling the wall
    • Looks like he just kicked him in the…
    • Extra legroom at no extra cost.

    April 2015

    • I'm picturing a queue of pooches round the…
    • Hanging with all the cool kids
    • This is how Hogwash serve their beers. The…
    • The S & P shakers on Virgin Atlantic…
    • My first ever double-yolk.
    • This is how we serve cocktails in Britain.

    March 2015

    • Ooo errrrr, looks like something from 50 Shades.…
    • I wish all beer halls and festivals had…

    February 2015

    • There's never anything good to eat in this…
    • This is what 104 taps in one place…
    • Variety is king at Bangers
    • Oh no, more meat for lunch. 😜
    • I'm all by myself at a table for…

    January 2015

    • The best newspaper headline in a long time.
    • Hot cross buns... on the 2nd of January!!!!!

    December 2014

    • Consider your manners when visiting my local
    • The crimbo tree is going up and the…
    • Just discovered my homemade beer can stars in…
    • Trevor Noah on The Daily Show

    November 2014

    • New nutrients in Vosges Mo's Dark Bar (the…
    • What did you do with 20 mins of…
    • The views of Vegas from the top of…
    • And there I thought teeth were expensive.
    • American tap handles are so much more creative…
    • After finally going for my run, I couldn't…
    • This honey, harvested within 3km of our home,…
    • Here in the Shires our ponies look like…

    October 2014

    • My sentiments exactly.

    September 2014

    • My Friday evening entertainment... learning baseball.
    • I've found beer drinkers heaven in SF. Tornado…
    • All the best beers are controlled by a…
    • A Call for a Low-Carb Diet That Embraces Fat
    • Another mild day in Toledo.
    • I never expected to find craft beer in…
    • My first beer in 30 days... and it…

    August 2014

    • Lotto vs Savings
    • The Most Economical Way to Buy Coconut Oil
    • Make Your Own Mayonnaise
    • I'd forgotten Costa Coffee's large Americano was served…

    July 2014

    • Hacking GitHub Enterprise Releases.

    June 2014

    • Now this is a first for me; cutting…
    • This seems wrong to me on so many…
    • Wait a moment, why does it have MORE…
    • I'm an IKEA Furniture Building God
    • Some people come up with the strangest band…
    • At least death will taste good... on demand…
    • A rare sight in Britain... an abandoned FULL…
    • This burger really isn't for vegetarians.
    • Makes a change from the stuff I normally…
    • My boy has had a bath especially for…
    • Birthday & Crimbo Cards and Thin TVs
    • Woohoo!! Dexion racking as a free gift! This…
    • Small Flat for Rent in London
    • Awwwww sweeeet cygnets.

    May 2014

    • I'm a bit confused as to where the…
    • It's terrible when you get a cold wet…
    • Now I'm a true GitHubber
    • Passed this speed demon on my commute this…
    • Tax Disc Ā£205 This Year
    • Roar In Response
    • Never let good coals go to waste.
    • What it's Like to Own a Tesla Model S
    • It's amazing what you spot on the ceilings…
    • I've just found Wally
    • This game is called cornhole. Sounds so wrong…
    • For the cocktail drinkers in this bar, I…
    • Reading now has pop-up urinals.
    • Is it possible to have too much choice?…

    April 2014

    • It only took 2 hours to cross the…
    • Check all these Saffers queuing like the English…
    • This isn't a bad neighbourhood, but stealing the…
    • Look what I'm sampling in a local pub.
    • Reading's newest real ale pub.
    • US Is an Oligarchy Not a Democracy
    • My office for the next two hours. Coding…
    • Garage in London Sells for Ā£550k
    • FitBit Lost & Found
    • African Pale Ale... brewed nowhere near Africa, but…
    • Countdown fans or just middle class graffiti?

    March 2014

    • Wheat-free banana pancakes for breakfast out in the…
    • SpecSavers Glasses Orders Are Quick
    • Productive Morning
    • Shelfie
    • My office for the next 35 minutes.
    • BBC House of Cards
    • New Sideline Business
    • I Must Stop Working in CafĆ© Nero
    • Wokingham Roads are Shocking
    • NHS England patient data 'uploaded to Google servers'
    • Remove Moss With Soda Crystals

    February 2014

    • My financial advice is so good, even AXA…
    • Price of Booze Varies So Much
    • Flaming Dragon!? The next line says chicken, not…
    • Opt Out of Care.data By Fax
    • Middle-class spam
    • My Office in San Francisco
    • My Wife Wants to Drive a Tank
    • Rusty Blade & Tonic
    • iPad Face Smack
    • Our newest GitHub Superfanā„¢

    January 2014

    • Bunny Chow is Now Trendy Street Food
    • Pabst Blue Ribbon
    • Banana Hammock
    • Garden Court
    • 1st FourSquare Loyalty Reward
    • The Sum of All Positive Integers is -1⁄12
    • Muttering Nutters
    • Happy 4th Birthday Lara

    December 2013

    • Sony's Waterproof Phone
    • Merry Christmas 2013
    • Fly Virgin Next Time
    • ToDo List Is Over-Whelming
    • Boosting My Angry Birds Score
    • Two Sunrises in One Day
    • Not Apt For Airport Lounge
    • Dear World (and some South Africans)
    • BBC Broadcasts Racist Song
    • Google Now Underestimates My Abilities
    • Tough Decisions
    • Clear as Fog
    • Robbie Williams Suits The Vegas Show Format
    • Rest in Peace Madiba
    • Incredibly Simple & Tasty Paleo Pancakes

    November 2013

    • Nexus 5 Shipped
    • Nexus 5 Ordered
    • Nascar
    • On Fire Today
    • British Museum
    • Look, A Big Blue Cock
    • London, Entertain Me
    • News About Your Ticket
    • How to Make Stress Your Friend
    • Fire Alarm Silence Notice
    • Borrow Ā£1 for a Day From Wonga
    • Toadstool
    • MK II

    October 2013

    • Sweden Becomes First Western Nation to Reject Low-fat Diet Dogma in Favor of Low-carb High-fat Nutrition
    • I Wear Red Socks on Fridays
    • Powerpoint 4.0 On VHS
    • GCHQ As a Witness
    • Neighbourhood Botanist Has a Clearout
    • Neighbourhood Cannabis Farm Shutdown
    • Gems In Our Veggie Box

    September 2013

    • Chocolate & White Sheets
    • Standard Life's Website Has Working Hours
    • Testosterone Roll-on
    • Bullion By Post
    • Celebrating Everything British
    • Ā£153 From Reading to Crewe
    • Aussie Rules is Pretty Good
    • Barney's Brew
    • French Top 14 Rugby
    • Give Me a Shout
    • Translation Table Explaining the Truth Behind British Politeness Becomes Internet Hit
    • American Football Game = 3 Hours
    • Need a Commentary Interpretation Guide Too
    • Rules of American Sport on BT Sport
    • Shorts & Jumper Weather
    • From 222 lbs to 134 lbs in Five Seconds with LCHF

    August 2013

    • Gem Squash For Dinner
    • Nelson Saison
    • Reading Festival 2013 Aftermath
    • Top 10 Facts You Didn’t Know About South Africa
    • We Now Have a Shower Again
    • Snazzy Looking Bike Lock
    • Hyperloop - A Theoretical, 760 mph Transit System Made of Sun, Air, and Magnets
    • Court Finds for Man Who Rewrote Credit Card Fineprint to Give Unlimited, Interest-free Credit
    • Furniture at The Redan
    • Stephen Fry Explains What a Hateful, Terrible Thing the Daily Mail Is
    • Marmite Advert Draws Complaints
    • Best Way To Braai A Chicken
    • Up-sized the Compost Bin

    July 2013

    • Try Harder Caravaning
    • Man vs Rain
    • The Vitamin Myth: Why We Think We Need Supplements
    • Photobombed!!
    • KTVU's Racist Pilot Names
    • Missed Ultimate Braai Master
    • Happy "Nice to Meet You" Anniversary
    • Too Long In Hot Countries
    • Sea View
    • Bar Pasajes
    • Ale & Hop's Tap List
    • Good Start to the Holiday
    • Murray Wins Wimbledon in Straight Sets
    • Brits are NOT in the Sun
    • Lady Tennis Players Need LCHF
    • Happy 5th Anniversary

    June 2013

    • BLR ✈ LHR
    • Modern Communications
    • Business Hotel
    • Man-sized Tiffin
    • The Bento Box
    • Indian Nando's
    • Crossing the Road in Bangalore
    • Found the Fanta Grape Grape
    • The Tea Selection
    • Eastly Jetlag
    • Hope SA are in A Fielding Mood
    • Flowers
    • Fireballs Beer
    • Spicy Fennel Beer
    • Bangalore Belly Got Me and Got Me Good
    • Indian Merlot
    • First Beer in India
    • Do Not Urinate
    • Faux/Vrou Braai
    • Jumbo's Biltong & DroĆ« Wors Isn't Very Nice

    May 2013

    • Ons Gaan Nou Nou Braai
    • Ā£200 For a Tax Disc
    • Just Over 4000 Miles in 2012/13
    • 1TB On Flickr
    • WD-40 Cleans Keyboards & Mice Brilliantly
    • Only 7th?
    • Service in 3 Years Time
    • Colin Was Here
    • Check the Queue at BK Cape Town
    • Countdown On Catchup
    • Beeturia Is Enhanced By A Hot Marathon
    • Reading Beer Festival 2013
    • Perfect Start
    • Tonight's Choices
    • Science Fact: How to Keep a Bottle of Beer Cold? Keep it Dry
    • Got My First Visa Today

    April 2013

    • First Braai of the Year
    • Abel & Cole Veggies
    • South African Developed Plastics-to-fuel Processing Plant is a Real Game-Changer
    • Colourful Post…
    • Seafood Platter
    • Crazy Weather

    March 2013

    • How To Pronounce Freixenet
    • Blue Bulls Looking a Little Pink
    • Parking is Terrible in Lowestoft
    • Beer Duty Escalator Scrapped
    • More Snow!?
    • Today's Entertainment
    • Bowland
    • How to Feel Like a Fattie
    • Like a Good Woman
    • Snow on Them Hills
    • Leave a Message Nespresso
    • What Airlines Won't Tell You During The Safety Demonstration
    • Press-stud
    • The Saffer Section

    February 2013

    • McNuggets - Shapes and Ingredients
    • Sporting A New Look
    • LƤrabar
    • Wasted 5 Mins of My Life On The Fried Chicken Shop
    • Fried Chicken Shop on Channel 4
    • No Horses Served Here
    • Sainsbury's Gammon Steaks Are Full of Snot
    • Black Mirror
    • The World's Best Brandy
    • LCHF Breakfast
    • Microsoft OneNote Is Pretty Swish
    • Heart Attack Risk in 'healthy spreads'
    • Paperman - A Romantic Short Film
    • How to Trip The Speed Camera on Kloof Nek in Cape Town
    • Bafana Bafana & Barn Doors
    • Need a Smaller Bafana Bafana Shirt

    January 2013

    • My Upload Speed is Now 10Mb/s
    • Toaster Usurped By Magimix
    • Forty Shillings
    • Wife's New Toy
    • Three Hidden Ways Wheat Makes You Fat
    • Tonight's Africa is About The Cape
    • Wildlife Sounds
    • Amazon Gift Vouchers Expire
    • Snow at 30kph Hurts
    • Hope I Get My Nespresso Delivery Tomorrow
    • Fantastic Faggots From Lockey Farm
    • Google Doodled For My Birthday
    • Oodles of Zoodles
    • Garage Converted Into A Modernist Home
    • Zapiro on Lance Armstrong
    • Look Out Your Own Window
    • Infinite Instagram
    • Paleo Curry & Rice
    • The Dark Side of Vitaminwater
    • It Would Have Been Lara's Birthday Today
    • #TKAFOTOAPC - WTF does that stand for?
    • Oakford Social Club What's Happening
    • Happy Feet
    • Snow Flower
    • Tyskie: My First Polish Beer
    • The Antioxidant Myth is Too Easy to Swallow
    • 15 South African Songs Which Should Not Be Covered
    • Africa on BBC1
    • Five Ruined Again
    • We've Got a Nespresso Machine
    • Hand Transplant Disappointment
    • Wikipedia Is A Huge Time Waster
    • I Have Now Had a Walnut Whip
    • Kiwis vs Vernon Philander
    • Welcome to 2013

    December 2012

    • Using Our Carroll Boyes Gifts
    • Merry Christmas 2012
    • Physical Spam
    • Sunset on J-Bay
    • Sundowners
    • Hunter's Platter
    • At the Cricket
    • Pinched From Virgin Atlantic

    November 2012

    • Ideal Christmas Gift
    • Monmouth, my favourite London shop
    • Radi-Aid: Africa For Norway
    • Pork Scratchings Warning
    • Nag's Head. My kind of pub.
    • Middle-class Pub: Zulus AND Fargo
    • Football Is Still Getting It Wrong
    • Voting for the Thames Valley Police Commissioner
    • Zapiro on 2012 US Presidential Elections
    • Fore-rib of Buffalo #meat #food

    October 2012

    • Virgin Hot Air Balloon
    • Corporate Stress?
    • Tonight's #LCHF Dinner
    • Check Out Our Shrooms
    • Moving Servers
    • New half-marathon PB
    • Oxford Kassam Stadium in the mist
    • My Nexus 7 kitchen speaker
    • Tim Noakes On Camera Discussing His Low-Carb, High-Fat Experiences
    • Having lunch in a good ol' American diner
    • Now Redirecting to SmugMug for My Gallery
    • 10 floors up in San Fran.
    • Beer tasting at Thirsty Bear Brewing company.

    September 2012

    • Thought Heathrow was bad? This is SFO right…
    • Wow! Someone is a brilliant husband for buying…
    • Elf Warning #beer
    • My iPhone First Impressions
    • Tonight's low-carb, high fat dinner
    • Heart Disease Theory... One of the Greatest Errors in History of Medicine
    • I think this might be a little disconcerting.
    • Slurping from the lip of the bowl worked…

    August 2012

    • Come on Sainsbury's. Don't you think it's a…
    • My new @vivobarefoot Breatho Trails have arrived.
    • UCT May Have Found Cure for Malaria
    • Infographic: Why Butter Is Good For You
    • Not quite ready for cooking.
    • When I see a penny I normally pick…
    • How To Score ZERO Points In a Dive At the Olympics
    • Posh VIP Area thanks to guest pass #btlondonlive
    • Look what the postie just dropped off

    July 2012

    • I've never had a problem having a Wii…
    • Milly & Billy could do with learning grammar
    • Two More HIV Patients Now Virus-Free Thanks To Bone Marrow Transplant
    • My Olympic Dinner
    • This is where I'm watching the opening ceremony.…
    • How Do You P***-Off North Korea?
    • Boned Leg of Lamb, cooked to perfection on…
    • Nando’s Wish Madiba Happy 94th Birthday
    • Very yummy cheese
    • Very affordable. Not very nice. Save your Euros.
    • Hot Wheels for Grown Ups
    • Happy Fourth Anniversary
    • I can now fold my shirts like Sheldon…
    • Sun Microsystems - Vilezy, still on Google Streetmap

    June 2012

    • Walgreens Effect on Boots
    • By Any Other Name - courtesy of the…
    • Only in Britain: It was too wet to…
    • It gets better when you add roast veggies.
    • My dinner. What are you having?
    • Interesting name for biltong
    • My Favorite Guiness
    • Movie About the Craziest Cyclists Ever
    • Nando's Diversity: BANNED, but Not by the ASA (Yet)
    • Beef & Chorizo mini-burgers fried in duck fat.…
    • Prepared for Floods
    • Plum Porter
    • Ineptocracy
    • Paleo Eiers Rancheros
    • Playing with Instagram for the first time to…
    • Get a Water Meter NOW!!
    • Great Britain, Be More Patriotic

    May 2012

    • Beast is One Heck of a Strong Man
    • My New Steed: A Cannondale CAADX5
    • Placebo Max Strength

    April 2012

    • Santam Does a Nando's on Nando's
    • Cat Alarm Clock
    • Project Glass
    • An Honest and Humorous Amazon Review

    March 2012

    • I Got to Fondle The Olympic Relay Torch
    • I Want to Fly Like a Bird Too
    • We Now Have Über Fast Broadband

    February 2012

    • Music Video Recorded by a Dog
    • Is it a Bird? Is it A Plane? No! It's Jeb Corliss
    • Using a Bus as a Weapon only Gets You 17 Months in Jail

    January 2012

    • Now This is What I Call Customer Service
    • Sunset Outside Right Now
    • Wimpy Braille Burgers
    • Nationwide's New OFX Statements Need Work
    • Welcome to 2012

    December 2011

    • The 50 Greatest Viral Videos Of 2011
    • 8-Bit Lego Christmas

    November 2011

    • Can I Be Your Friend?
    • I'll Get the Ice-creams

    October 2011

    • I Wasn't The Only One
    • I Want THIS Thermostat
    • Sweetest Braai Fire I've Ever Seen
    • Royal Navy Ejector Seat For Office Chair
    • Why You Should Always Wear a Helmet
    • 1000 Stick Pickup

    September 2011

    • Happy Birthday Claire
    • Water is Plentiful in the Northern Cape According to Google Maps
    • Debt Crises Dead Body Analogy
    • Braaiday - Rebecca Black "Friday" Parody
    • Google Celebrates Freddie Mercury's 65th Birthday in Style
    • When Men Make Cookies
    • 30 Day Challenge 2: No Pre or Post Dinner Snacking

    August 2011

    • Statistically Insignificant News
    • I Told You Health & Safety Has Gone Mad
    • The World's Largest Stop-motion Animation
    • Tenuous Link: braai.com = Pornography.
    • How to Effectively Deal with Bike-lane Parkers
    • Try Something New for 30 Days

    July 2011

    • Flying Chapatis
    • Oscar Pistorius Qualifies for the 2012 London Olympics
    • Macaque Self-portrait

    June 2011

    • Scissors, Paper, Rock
    • Outsourced Union Jack Keyring Faux Pas
    • Drive-by Splashing
    • Focus-free Photography
    • Bloody Minded Stupidity
    • Kids With a Death Wish
    • Texter Come Movie Star
    • Happy 1st Birthday Matthew

    May 2011

    • Gummy Bearskin Rug
    • Ingenius Interactive Begging Sign
    • I've Been Trumped in The Romance Stakes
    • Biggest Fish Dinner Ever
    • Interesting Links for 01 Apr 2011 - 13 May 2011
    • Why You Need SatNav in South Africa

    April 2011

    • Sourdough Hot Cross Buns
    • Lion Safety for the Outdoorsman

    March 2011

    • Naughty Parsnip
    • Interesting Links for 08 Mar 2011 - 25 Mar 2011
    • England RFU A Little Too Confident
    • Insane Urban Downhill Race in Valparaiso, Chile
    • Child's Request to Add Teacher to Bad Science
    • Look What We're Getting This Summer

    February 2011

    • New Unit of Flow: Elephants Per Second
    • Let the Cricket Begin
    • Orange Snow Sky
    • Mission Impossible Squirrel
    • McBain: The Movie
    • Bumble Bee
    • Wear It With Pride
    • Remembering Lara
    • Two Year Old Periodic Table Fan
    • Interesting Links for 19 Nov 2010 - 07 Feb 2011
    • 4214% APR On A Loan!!!
    • No Fishing
    • Hey!! That's My Bike!!
    • Happy Groundhog Day 2011

    January 2011

    • Swan Reflection
    • Impressive New York Timelapse Video
    • Hospital Wheelchair
    • The Babelfish May Become a Reality
    • My Blackberry Isn't Working
    • Cahoot's Useless Transaction Listing
    • Fallow Field
    • One Step Closer to Road Trains
    • Impressive Log Pile
    • What Caused These Green Clouds?
    • Happy 1st Birthday Lara
    • Another Ā£250 000 Crossbar Challenge Winner at Wembley
    • Ingenious Use of Space in A Tiny Hong Kong Flat
    • Welcome to 2011

    December 2010

    • Singing Christmas Sewermen
    • Merry Christmas 2010
    • Santa's Naughty List Hits WikiLeaks
    • How To Stop Drink Drivers This Festive Season
    • Dominic the Italian Christmas Donkey Is Working Again
    • Price of Roses and Quality Street Up 20%
    • Eiffel Tower Crop Circle
    • How To Convert Three Points Into Seven
    • There's Nothing Funny About An Accident - Unless It's This Accident

    November 2010

    • Melt Anything on Earth Using the Sun
    • Summer Holiday 2010 in the Costa Blanca - Part 2
    • Useless Gobshites
    • Who Is This Product Aimed At?
    • Vote for Daisy's Dream Please
    • The Costa Blanca, Summer 2010 - Part 1
    • Interesting Links for 26 Oct 2010 - 05 Nov 2010
    • Air Vortex Fountain
    • Nitroglycerine: Oooooeeeeeerrr
    • Photos Fixed Again

    October 2010

    • Quidditch is a REAL Sport.
    • Coconut Blackberry Slice
    • Surprise!! You've Been Burgled
    • The UK Spends More on Sky TV Than Bread
    • Simpsons Intro By Banksy
    • Orange San Fran Updated to r3
    • Interesting Links for 21 Sep 2010 - 17 Oct 2010
    • Why You Should Not Swig From the Bottle
    • 100 Cats in a Store = New IKEA Advert
    • Kick-ass Advertising. Literally.

    September 2010

    • Happy 31st Birthday Claire
    • Orange San Fran Rooted and Now With a Custom ROM
    • Orange San Francisco Android Phone
    • I Turn One Billion Seconds Old Today
    • What's In a Name?
    • Danish Cargo Bikes
    • Lettuce Hair E-Fit Gets No Responses
    • Braai King of The World
    • This One Runs on Fat
    • Interesting Links for 04 Aug 2010 - 13 Sep 2010
    • Living in an 89 Square Foot House
    • Wookie The Chew
    • Who's The Worse Parent?
    • Our New Vacuum Sucks

    August 2010

    • Blinking Reflection
    • Magical Weight Loss Elixir
    • Bathtub With $10 Million in It
    • Nature's Supermarket Open For Business
    • Rest in Peace Randburg Granny
    • Spending Challenge Suggestion
    • A Replacement For Bendy Buses
    • The World's Strongest, Most Expensive Beer - Inside a Squirrel

    July 2010

    • Who Said You Don't Get Tigers in Africa?
    • How to Spot A Fake Ā£1 Coin
    • Interesting Links for 15 Jul 2010 - 26 Jul 2010
    • Newport (Ymerodraeth State of Mind)
    • Someone at T in the Park Loves Me
    • Happy 1st International Mandela Day
    • Interesting Links for 13 Jul 2010 - 15 Jul 2010
    • EspaƱa: Campeona del Mundo
    • Interesting Links for 21 Jun 2010 - 13 Jul 2010
    • Good Morning, That's a Nice Tnetennba
    • The World's Best Homeless Man
    • And Then There Were Two
    • Amazon.co.uk Goes Into Groceries

    June 2010

    • England Crash Out of the World Cup
    • World Cup 2010 Goal-fest: Portugal 7 - 0 North Korea
    • Google Streetview Man Plays the Vuvuzela
    • Vuvuzela - Love it Or Hate it
    • Interesting Links for 11 Jun 2010 - 17 Jun 2010
    • Highlights: USA vs England, in Lego
    • Free Coke For South Americans
    • Free Lunch For All Mexicans
    • Google Street View Goes Inside the World Cup Stadiums
    • Almost The World's best World Cup Calendar
    • Interesting Links for 10 May 2010 - 07 Jun 2010
    • World Cup 2010: Time to Wave Your Flag
    • World Cup 2010 ESPN Murals
    • Happy Zeroth Birthday Matthew David Brooks

    May 2010

    • This Beverage WILL Kill You
    • London 2012 Olympic and Paralympic Mascots
    • Geography 101 For Chicago's WGN-TV
    • Francois Steyn's Monster Drop Goal
    • The McFlurry Spoon Design Quandary
    • Kseniya Simonova - Ukraine's Got Talent 2009 Winner
    • David Cameron in Finally Prime Minister
    • Election 2010 Results: A Well Hung Parliament
    • Interesting Links for 23 Apr 2010 - 06 May 2010
    • Election Results Live on Big Ben

    April 2010

    • The True Secret Of Poached Eggs
    • Sainsburys Will Be Selling Vuvuzelas
    • Would You Vote For This Man?
    • Interesting Links for 27 Mar 2010 - 21 Apr 2010
    • What is Right and Wrong About F*MyFine
    • Empty Blue Skies
    • My Thoughts on the First Debate
    • Happy 60th Birthday Judith
    • Britain's First Televised Election Debate
    • Hello South Africa: Your Phrase Book For the World Cup
    • This is my 1000th Post
    • Why Pirated DVDs Are Better

    March 2010

    • Nature By Numbers
    • Welcome To My New Lighter And Brighter Look
    • Is This an Unfortunate Coincidence?
    • Woolworths SA's Recipes
    • This Too Shall Pass by OK Go
    • Good-bye Lara Nieve Seymour
    • Lara's Last Five Days
    • Lara's Third Week
    • Lara's Second Week
    • Lara's First Week
    • Building Up To Lara's Birth

    February 2010

    • Insanely Expensive Mouse Pad
    • The Libel Reform Campaign
    • Kulula Does Flying 101
    • Bucket Rattling Chuggers
    • Die Antwoord - What An Intro To South African Music

    January 2010

    • Islands In Lakes In Islands In Lakes In Islands
    • Modern Prejudice
    • Introducing Lara Nieve Seymour
    • Aliens WILL Eat The Fatties First!!!
    • Britain's Big Freeze
    • I Don't Want a Google Nexus One Phone
    • Snowing Bubbles
    • Interesting Links for 16 Dec 2009 - 05 Jan 2010

    December 2009

    • Merry Christmas 2009
    • Seymour on TV
    • This Snow is Unbelievable
    • How Would You Win This Game Show?
    • Pre-Christmas Snow
    • Why You Must Always Wear a Helmet
    • Let it Snow
    • Christmas Light Guitar Hero
    • The UK's Best Handheld for 40 Years
    • Brewing Up A Homebrew Kit - Bottling & Kegging
    • SpaceShipTwo Ride For Christmas Please Santa
    • What's On The Other Side of Your Belly Button?
    • Brewing Up A Homebrew Kit - Mixing & Brewing
    • NHS Booze Abuse iPhone App
    • Customer Service Tips For An Online Business

    November 2009

    • My Order Has Finally Shipped
    • Our First Artificial Christmas Tree
    • Racing Selenium
    • FooBar Pty Inc's Bad Customer Service - Update 2
    • Interesting Links for 10 Nov 2009 - 25 Nov 2009
    • When Hotlinking Goes Bad
    • What a Way to Win Ā£250k
    • Kalahari Desert
    • The FooBar Pty Inc's Bad Customer Service - Update 1
    • Implementing FAlbum
    • My Changes to 0.5.3
    • My Changes to 0.5.1
    • My Changes to 0.5.4
    • My Changes to 0.5.2
    • South African National Anthem For English Speakers
    • My Worst Online Shopping Experience Courtesy of "FooBar Pty Inc"
    • "Road Trains" Coming Soon
    • Interesting Links for 29 Oct 2009 - 10 Nov 2009
    • Zoomquilt II: A Flash Zoom-Through Painting
    • 11am On Remembrance Sunday
    • Open a Bottle of Wine With Your Shoe
    • Thinking About Guy Fawkes Night
    • Autumn Leaves

    October 2009

    • Council Bans Parents From Playing With Their Kids
    • Interesting Links for 24 Sep 2009 - 28 Oct 2009
    • How to Recycle a Shoe Box
    • Google Wave: Pulp Fiction
    • Your Comments May Be Temporarily Blocked
    • A Bit Disappointed in NASA
    • The Nikon 18-200mm VR Lens
    • Englisch vs Amerikanisch

    September 2009

    • Happy 30th Birthday Claire
    • Interesting Links for 09 Sep 2009 - 16 Sep 2009
    • Knight Rider Returns
    • Homemade Tomato Sauce (Ketchup)
    • Small Updates to Calendar & Gallery
    • Robbie Wessels - Player 23
    • Keith Floyd & Patrick Swayze: Rest In Peace
    • Goodbye Wordpress, Hello Habari and the New ColinSeymour.co.uk
    • Interesting Links for 31 Jul 09 - 10 Sep 09
    • Baby Seymour At 20 Weeks 4 Days
    • Changes Will be Occurring
    • Right Now it is 09 09 09 09:09:09
    • Tiny Tumbles
    • Leave Your Phone Alone
    • What Your Newpaper Says About You
    • Baby Manual

    August 2009

    • Where's Stig
    • Tech Support Cheat Sheet
    • Our 2009 French Summer Camping Holiday
    • Junior Seymour Midwife Appointment Two

    July 2009

    • Balcony Grown Anya Salad Potatoes
    • Phallic "Go Find It" Advert
    • Interesting Links for 8 Jul 09 - 23 Jul 09
    • Review: My New Merrill Intercepts
    • Orwell's Kindle e-Books Get "Big Brothered"
    • The Thin Blue Line
    • Red Espresso: I've Finally Had It
    • Cna Yuo Raed Tihs?
    • Britain Has More Violent Crime Than South Africa
    • Happy 1st Anniversary
    • Is This Called Parking?
    • Bring Me Some Cold

    June 2009

    • O'Gara Gives Away the Series
    • Michael Jackson Has Left the Building
    • Interesting Links for 10 May 09 - 22 Jun 09
    • Stop! Plane Crossing
    • 142857: What a Fascinating Number
    • Trooping of the Colour: The Queen's Birthday Parade
    • Swine Flu Now a Pandemic
    • Beanzawave - A Teeny Weeny Desktop Microwave
    • Tetris Turns 25
    • Fruehschoppen

    May 2009

    • Braai Ketts
    • Gordon Brown Is...
    • Morph Flashmob
    • Vuvuzela and Makarapa Are GO!
    • Bank Advert That's Not for Prudes
    • Kettering to London on 23 May 2009
    • Free Coldplay Album
    • The Loans That Will Bankrupt You
    • Happy Birthday Fiona
    • My New Weber Braai
    • New Springbok Rugby Jersey Has Been Revealed
    • Ā£110 000 000 Up For Grabs
    • The Best Job In The World Has Gone
    • Eukanuba Fetch
    • Cat Man Do
    • Steal This Chapter:The Doctor Will Sue You Now

    April 2009

    • Atchoo Oink
    • The Votes Are In - SA is nearly A REAL Modern Democracy
    • Palindromic Video
    • Gordon Ramsey's Fab Scrambled Eggs
    • Happy St George's Day
    • Interesting Links for 11 Apr 09 - 22 Apr 09
    • Funky Spaghetti
    • The Legal Psychedelic Trippy Illusion
    • I Might Be On Google Streetview
    • A Pollack Called Colin
    • Spotify on Ubuntu Linux
    • South African Presidents Since 1994
    • Tabasco Habanero Sauce
    • Ā£5k UK Government Subsidy For My Tesla
    • Segway + A Bit of GM = P.U.M.A
    • Happy Easter
    • Spotify: All the Music You can Stream for FREE
    • Interesting Links for 2 Mar 09 - 10 Apr 09
    • Botox Ads Now on UK Telly
    • Timmy Time
    • More Baby Hedgehogs
    • Jeżyki
    • Attention Span of a Gnat
    • The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
    • I'm proud to announce British summer time is officially here....
    • Guard Lion

    March 2009

    • Spring Forward
    • The Fabled Optimus Maximus Keyboard
    • Los BaƱos de DoƱa MarĆ­a de Padilla
    • Where's Wally in The UK?
    • Solving Dull Imported RAW Photos in Lightroom
    • A Weekend Away In Seville
    • What's The Difference Between a Netbook and an UltraThin?
    • Arctic Shower
    • Borrowing Money is Now Almost Free in the UK
    • Guess What We're Doing this Weekend
    • Ryanair Safety Card
    • Welcome to Spring 2009

    February 2009

    • Hungry Spider
    • Behind Someone Famous
    • The Internet Was Quiet on Valentine's Day
    • M&S Jam Sandwich
    • iPood
    • Happy Valentine's Day
    • Happy Friday the 13th (Feb 09)
    • Soda Crystals: The Best Forgotten Cleaning Product EVER!
    • Interesting Links for 27 Jan 09 - 7 Feb 09
    • UK Interest Rates Now at 1%
    • Auto-Closing Windows
    • Finally a Use for the W Button

    January 2009

    • Google Killed Bambi!!!
    • Geek Clock
    • Roadwork Wednesday
    • The BIG Three Oh!!!
    • $100 Trillion Dollar Note
    • Google Adds Transit Layer to Google Maps
    • Pimp My Ride, Eskimo Styleee
    • Interesting Links for 8 Dec 08 - 6 Jan 09
    • Pre-Chewed Pencils
    • Snazzy Archives
    • Welcome to 2009

    December 2008

    • Hold Your Cheers For One Second
    • I'm Human
    • The Queen Loves Top Gear
    • Merry Christmas 2008
    • Track Santa Today
    • Three Hallelujahs in the UK Top 40 This Week
    • Simon Gear Gets Pranked
    • Changing Bokeh
    • Mum & Sami Go to Soweto
    • New US Travel Requirements
    • Oxford American Dictionary Word of the Year 2008: Hypermiling
    • Get Your Stanta Fix
    • What I Dream About
    • The New Look Google Reader
    • UK Interest Rate Now At 2%
    • Our Honeymoon: Yosemite and Monterey
    • Chickens Keep Their Head In The Same Place
    • World AIDS Day 2008
    • 13 Month 2.5% Discount on All* Products Starts Today

    November 2008

    • Interesting Links for 20 Nov 08 - 28 Nov 08
    • Bucking the Credit Crunch This Christmas
    • The Slanket: The Ultimate Blanket
    • BeyoncĆ© Is a Liar
    • Le Chateau de Villandry
    • IT Crowd Series 3 Starts Tonight
    • Google Search Is Changing
    • Hot Air Balloon
    • GMail Gets Skinned
    • Christmas is Upon Us Again
    • Flying Car Going To Timbuktu
    • Remembrance Sunday
    • Stripes
    • Interesting Links for 12 Oct 08 - 6 Nov 08
    • UK interest rates slashed to 3%
    • Our Honeymoon: Lake Tahoe and Mammoth Lakes
    • Playing With Photo Booth
    • Barack Obama IS The 44th President of the USA
    • Entering the world of HDR Photography
    • Quantum of Solace
    • Lost in Translation

    October 2008

    • Hedge Funds Bitten By Their Own Greed
    • First Snow
    • Winter 2008 Has Officially Begun
    • Spam On American Television
    • Red Robin
    • Cheap Petrol
    • Billie Piper Names Son Winston
    • Our Honeymoon: San Francisco and Napa
    • Boom Economy Memorial
    • No More Internet Withdrawal
    • Buck The Trend, Buy Shares NOW!!
    • When Waxing Goes Bad
    • You're a Music Pirate Either Way
    • Interesting Links for 21 Aug 08 - 12 Oct 08
    • We're Back, and Knackered.
    • Honeymoon: Monterey to San Francisco
    • Honeymoon: Yosemite to Monterey
    • Honeymoon: Mammoth Lakes to Yosemite
    • Honeymoon: Lake Tahoe to Mammoth Lakes
    • Honeymoon: Napa to Lake Tahoe

    September 2008

    • Honeymoon: Off to Napa Today
    • NASA Needs More South Africans
    • We're Off on Our Honeymoon
    • Get Very Rich, Very Quick
    • Make Your Own Pasta
    • Goldfish: Sound Tracks and Comebacks
    • Google Recognises Heritage Day
    • Zakumi: The World Cup 2010 Official Mascot
    • Dude, Where's My President (and Cabinet)?
    • Red Espresso - Rooibos Like You've Never Had Before
    • Thabo Mbeki To Step Down Early
    • FTSE Bounces Back
    • The Lehman Brothers Have Been Found
    • The Banking World Is Crumbling
    • An Honest-ish Bottled Water Company
    • Don't Drink And Walk On The Road
    • CERN Destroys Planet Earth
    • Attention Hovercraft Officers
    • I've Got a Joby Gorillapod
    • Percy Montgomery's 100th Cap Tribute
    • Caught Napping

    August 2008

    • Rhymes with Purple
    • SA Given a Pasting By The Poms
    • Red & Yellow
    • Cape Town Comes in 3rd for Monopoly World Edition
    • 500 Miles to the Tank
    • Interesting Links for 24 Jul 08 - 19 Aug 08
    • Usain Bolt Smashes World 100m Record
    • Fill Your Silence With Last.fm
    • How to Feel Inferior In One Easy Movement
    • 1% Milk - Is It Really Worth The Effort?
    • The Verve and the Nosiest Birds in South Africa
    • LoveFilm Have Done It Again: 100 More Films to Find
    • I'm In the Local Newspaper

    July 2008

    • Sizing Vibram Five Fingers
    • Reverse Parking Saves You Money
    • Security Tagged Chickens
    • BBC Beijing Olympics Advert
    • Winnie The Pooh Needs a Rewrite
    • Our Wedding: Why We Chose The New Mill
    • Interesting Links for 13 Jun 08 - 15 Jul 08
    • Our Wedding: The Big Day
    • Claire and I are Now Married
    • Vibram Five Fingers: 1 Month Later

    June 2008

    • One Week To Go
    • Affirmative Action Comes to Britain
    • Ignorance Vs Apathy
    • Mother Bored
    • Casu Marzu: Probably the Most Disgusting Cheese in the World
    • Four Photos Of the Week
    • Pearls Before Swine: 12 June
    • Wall: 1, Yobbo: -1... leg
    • Interesting Links for 3 Jun 08 - 10 Jun 08
    • Tesla Taking European Orders
    • Earley's Red Kites
    • Vibram Five Fingers
    • Do "Terrorist Nations" Fear Terrorists?
    • Is This the First Black US President?
    • Buried in a Pringles Tin
    • muti.co.za Gone AWOL

    May 2008

    • Cars Drive
    • Interesting Links for 13 May 08 - 30 May 08
    • Comments Working Again
    • Less Than 6 Weeks To Go
    • Flash Your Googles
    • Text Messages are a Rip Off
    • No Sense, No Feeling
    • News Title of The Year Goes Too...
    • CCTV Finally Put To Good Use
    • Interesting Links for 4 Apr 08 - 9 May 08
    • Dismembered Baby Doll Coat Rack
    • Jozi - H
    • Wills Chavspeare: Literature for The Chavs

    April 2008

    • Art or Vandalism?
    • Are Petrol Stations Ripping Us Off?
    • If CNN Says So
    • Experimental Settings
    • Happy Birthday Judith
    • Tulip
    • One Feisty Snowman
    • Global Warming Shmarming
    • Special Chicken Tikka Bhuna
    • BAA/BA At LHR T5 Missing a Trick
    • Terrifying Technical Problem
    • Interesting Links for 21 Mar 08 - 2 Apr 08

    March 2008

    • Summer 2008 Starts Today
    • Coke/Pepsi: Can You Really Taste The Difference?
    • Now Running Wordpress 2.5 RC2
    • Could KFC become KGC?
    • Upgrade Time
    • High Tea At The Ritz
    • M&S Pain Au Chocolat Bread & Butter Pudding = Coronary
    • Interesting Links for 5 Mar 08 - 9 Mar 08
    • Jo'burg Needs Your Vote Now

    February 2008

    • Happy Leap Year Day
    • Interesting Links for 19 Feb 08 - 28 Feb 08
    • Stargazer Lily
    • Britain's Earthquake
    • How To Say "!ke e: /xarra //ke"
    • The Most Expensive Flat in the World
    • 9 Year Economic Migrant Anniversary
    • New SA Schools Pledge
    • Posh Vending Coming to Work
    • Interesting Links for 28 Jan 08 - 13 Feb 08
    • Reflective Trees
    • Cape Town At #4 And Climbing
    • Finally, the Answer
    • Polish Men Must Have Immaculate Eye Brows
    • Punxsutawney Phil Says 6 More Weeks of Winter
    • Joburg is the Biggest Man-made Forest in the World

    January 2008

    • Get Cape Town into Monopoly World Edition
    • Interesting Links for 13 Jan 08 - 26 Jan 08
    • Load Shedding Schedule
    • Ice Crystals
    • Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House
    • MacBook Air
    • One Very Expensive Piece of Wall
    • How to Eat a KitKat
    • South Africa's First World Speeding Fine System
    • Interesting Links for 4 Dec 07 - 10 Jan 08
    • 3D Head Tracking System
    • New Bok Coach
    • Pet Sheep for Sale
    • Welcome to 2008

    December 2007

    • Merry Christmas Everyone
    • The Snowman
    • Dominic's Very Popular
    • Retro is Now Revolutionary
    • I'm a Millionaire
    • Baby in a Blender
    • Moving Time
    • Interest Rates Down to 5.5%

    November 2007

    • Calendar Changes
    • Someone's Making Sure
    • Interesting Links for 25 Oct 07 - 23 Nov 07
    • My First Double Wedding
    • Fans Now Have Say in Running Football Club
    • The Andrex Premier League
    • The Mighty Boosh
    • Petrol's Getting Expensive
    • Looks Like Christmas Just Got More Expensive
    • Cricket May Go Pink
    • Is -6 really LOWER than -8?
    • Bet They Don't Sell Their Cars
    • Fan Tries to Nab World Cup Trophy

    October 2007

    • TopGear Made Me Cry
    • Kiwis Knocked off Top Spot
    • You Know It's Mid-Term School Hols When...
    • What's Wrong with This Advert?
    • You Know You're Getting Old When...
    • The Boks Rock - RWC'07 Champions
    • Google Loves Rugby
    • The Big Day: Go Bokke
    • Interesting Links for 2 Oct 07 - 18 Oct 07
    • Crazy Loan Interest Rates
    • SA in the RWC Final
    • Pictures of Lizzy - 2 ½ Months
    • Brain Cooling
    • A Busy Day is When...
    • Latest news from the Rugby World Cup 2007
    • Boks Through to the Semis
    • What A Nail-Biting Day For Rugby
    • On My To Becoming a Genius
    • Royal Mail Strikers Just Don't Think
    • So, this bird walks into a store...

    September 2007

    • Happy 28th Birthday Claire
    • Ski Lift Sign
    • Anyone Can Help Write the Law in New Zealand
    • Interesting Links for 14 September 2007 - 25 September 2007
    • Non-Stop Day
    • National Braai Day
    • Randburg Kids are Dangerous
    • SA Choke Again
    • Broad Klapped Silly By Singh
    • The New England Rugby Jersey
    • BBC Responsible for House Price Crash
    • This Sounds Remarkably Familiar
    • Not a Weekend For English Sports
    • Poms Pounded in Paris
    • Free Twenty-20 TV Coverage
    • Zim Beat Australia
    • Interesting Links for 4 September 2007 - 12 September 2007
    • The Ringle - What a Waste of Money
    • 8 Facts About Bryan Habana
    • Phishers Don't Put The Effort In Anymore
    • Make A Consommé Like a Pro
    • First Upset in RWC07
    • Lets the Games Begin
    • The New iPod Touch
    • The Date Has Been Set
    • Google Flight Simulator
    • Rejecting ARVs = More Cash

    August 2007

    • 2 Family Birthdays Today
    • Mr and Mrs Renault Cannot Name Daughter Megane
    • Accident on N3 Yesterday
    • Truth About Telkom's Rip-Off and Lack of Expansion
    • Cruggs
    • Night Driving
    • Rugby: South Africa 27 - Scotland 3
    • Extreme Body Mods
    • Bacn - A New Tech Buzz Word
    • I Want This Kitty
    • Playing With Google Sky
    • New Reflective Logo
    • Saffers at the Rugby World Cup
    • Been a Bit Busy and Uninspired
    • Interesting Links for 27 July 2007 - 6 August 2007
    • Thinking of a New Header Logo

    July 2007

    • More Pictures of Elizabeth Brooks
    • Motivated to Run
    • Barefoot Shoes
    • Interesting Links for 14 July 2007 - 25 July 2007
    • My New Shoes
    • RWC 2011 Final at Eden Park - New Zealand
    • Flooding In Our Neighbourhood
    • Happy Zeroth Birthday Elizabeth Claire Brooks
    • Homer Goes Doughnut Tossing
    • Happy Birthday Madiba
    • ColinSeymour.co.uk Now in Blue
    • Homer Upsets the Pagans
    • Free Prince CD
    • Schmapped in Rome
    • Tombstoning
    • Holiday is Very Good For Me
    • Computing Abstinence

    June 2007

    • Fantastic Four Rise of the Silver Surfer
    • The Most Expensive Stukkie of Biltong EVER!!
    • Interesting Links for 7 June 2007 - 18 June 2007
    • Using Internet Explorer?
    • Dear Father Christmas...
    • My New Car - The VW Golf GT
    • My New Calendar
    • How to Substantiate Owning a 4x4 in Suburbia
    • London 2012 Logo Gets Worse
    • Wildlife @ Work
    • Interesting Links for 24 May 2007 - 4 June 2007
    • What Were They Smoking?
    • My Take on Apple's New DRM-Free Music

    May 2007

    • Irony is...
    • I have an Olympic Record
    • SA Top Sites and Blog Top Sites Gone AWOL
    • I'm African - Happy Africa Day
    • PPI Hard Sell Continues
    • Get Your Joost Invite NOW
    • Spatty's Injury
    • Painting the Town Red - Literally
    • WiFi: A Killer or Not
    • Save the Bunny
    • Interesting Links for 22 April 2007 - 17 May 2007
    • Who's Braai are You Attending: Sharks or Bulls?
    • Shmaak.php For Your Posts
    • Proof Your Shopping Habits are Being Monitored
    • Don't Piss Off the Scientologists
    • Welcome To Version 4.0
    • It's Moving Time
    • Back From Another Outage
    • Sunshine or No Sunshine?

    April 2007

    • Making an Impact
    • Happy Freedom Day
    • Semi-Final Breakdown
    • Happy St George's Day
    • Sudden Influx of Traffic
    • Interesting Links for 20 April 2007 - 21 April 2007
    • Prezzie for George
    • Dinosaur Relative
    • Interesting Links for 4 April 2007 - 19 April 2007
    • Zapiro on Virginia Tech Killings
    • Stupid Cruel Fool
    • Red Needed A Mechanic
    • 13 Saffers on the Field
    • HMC's New Recruits
    • Kulcha News
    • Photos Glitch
    • I Hope Cats Really DO Have 9 Lives
    • Rapex Available This Month
    • Morph is Back
    • Charitable Spurs
    • Voicemail
    • Channel Bridge

    March 2007

    • Who Needs a Mechanic Anyway?
    • Concorde is Nothing But a Memory
    • Directions: New York to Dublin
    • Close Shave
    • easyJet Tells the Truth
    • Bob Woolmer
    • Another Great Nandos Advert
    • Anti-Rape Device
    • Unofficial Zapiro Feed
    • A Day for The Minnows
    • World Record Cricket - Pure Carnage
    • San Francisco Photos
    • Google Loves Cricket
    • Two Great Movies
    • Let the Games Begin
    • Darwin Was Right
    • Half Bridge - Half Tunnel
    • Glucides
    • Lunar Eclipse
    • William Stephen Robinson
    • A&L PPI Hard Sell

    February 2007

    • 10 Down Street E-Petitions
    • Rest In Peace Joanne
    • Doughnut Buzz
    • SA Pip Australia to #1 on ICC ODI List
    • Productive Weekend
    • Googe - Huh?
    • Happy Commercialised Annual Love Day
    • Advertising Household Cleaning Products
    • Look What I Woke Up to This Morning
    • How Do You Crash a Web Server?
    • Bird Flu Outbreak is A Marketing Ploy
    • BIID - WTF?
    • Proof of Evolution

    January 2007

    • What a Waste of Money
    • Creative Humorous Spam
    • SNOW!!!!
    • Wind Damage To Our 'Hood
    • Well Done England
    • What Were They Thinking?
    • Now You Can Sign Up for MI5 Terror Alert Emails
    • First Glimpse of Baby Brooks
    • Is the BBC Becoming Guilty of Sensationalism?
    • We've Got a Local Sangoma
    • Welcome to 2007

    December 2006

    • Sarah Filby Matriculates With Distinction
    • Merry Christmas
    • SA Holiday Part 4: Mpumalanga & Kruger Park
    • Coca-Cola Didn't Invent Santa Claus
    • Colder Than Cold
    • Stanta
    • Proof Winter is Coming Later Each Year
    • Fight Colds by Being Happy
    • Australia Win the Ashes With Ease
    • Mihav Tinytackle
    • The Duracell Bunny Uses Viagra
    • Dominic The Italian Christmas Donkey
    • Now You Too Can Divide by Zero
    • Lefties Think Quicker
    • England Crumble in 2nd Ashes Test
    • Tailgating Detector
    • Fine Weekend for SA Rugby

    November 2006

    • Have You Got a Heart of Stone?
    • South Africa's First Black Captain
    • How To Become British
    • A Bad Day For the Barmy Army
    • CrimeExpoSouthAfrica.co.za Was a Scam
    • Thorpedo Retires
    • What! No Dragon Meat
    • So Close Yet So Far
    • Think Like a Hacker
    • Pop a Cap in His Ass
    • The Next Generation.
    • Pie Chart
    • Schmapped Rev 2
    • Britain's Big Brother
    • Stoopid People
    • Pronto Pronto
    • Totsiens, Groot Krokodil

    October 2006

    • Welcome to Winter
    • Pre-End of DST
    • Jo'burg International is No More
    • Yanks Ban Vegemite
    • I've Solved a Rubiks Cube
    • Road Use Video
    • Designer Masked Weavers
    • New Sony Bravia Advert
    • Something in the Air
    • SA Holiday Part 3:Hartebeespoort Dam
    • Stop Watching the Adverts
    • Why the Fatty Fried Potatoes
    • Shopping Tip
    • In San Francisco

    September 2006

    • McDonalds Kills
    • Postman Pat's Extra Special Deliveries
    • Purple Carrots
    • SA Holiday 2006 Part 2: The Garden Route
    • Get Fixed Soon Richard Hammond
    • Print Your Own Stamps
    • We Got Engaged
    • Stop Criminal, This is Big Brother Speaking
    • English Wild Life
    • BLANKbottle
    • Classic Books That Were Once Banned
    • Saffer Brings Veggies to Life
    • Shut Your Cake Hole
    • SA Holiday 2006 Part 1: Don't Fly Air France
    • 9/11 - 5 Years On
    • Loerie Awards Time in SA
    • I'm Back

    August 2006

    • Clarkson's TopGear August Mag Article
    • Flying Over Africa
    • Confused Individual
    • Beers Are On Me
    • My Idea - Different Words
    • Liquid Bombers Posed No Threat Last Week
    • I Know Where That Is
    • Genius!!
    • Inconsiderate Terrorists
    • Fragrance From Ben & Jerry
    • This Is Why Petrol is So Expensive
    • Pi in Greek
    • I've Got a New Toy
    • It's About Bloody Time
    • Evaporated Milk
    • Milking Cows
    • Rhetorical
    • Changes in the Name Of Performance
    • Proteas vs Wallabies
    • Outage This Morning
    • 2 Rules
    • Finally, Just a Phone
    • How to Boil An Egg

    July 2006

    • But Line Rental is Still Too Expensive
    • Too Fat for X-Ray
    • The Middle of Jo'burg Has Been Forgotten
    • Monopoly Debit Card
    • Electric Roadster from Tesla
    • Feeds
    • So Much More Creative
    • A Puzzle For Fiona
    • Cool Biomed Images
    • Happy 88th Birthday Madiba
    • Farnborough is Like Beirut
    • The Best Steak Ever!!!
    • Sunny St Swithins Day
    • Sweating it Out In Madrid
    • Coca-Cola Follows Pepsi's Lead
    • Zuma Thinks He's in the US
    • Patriotism Out the Window
    • Cycling The New Forest
    • I'm not White, I'm South African
    • Stinking Hot

    June 2006

    • It All Kicked Off Last Night
    • South African Reporting
    • Brazilian Names
    • No More Tech Here
    • I've Been Schmapped
    • Proud to Be an Englishman
    • iPod Dock Bog Roll Holder
    • Ireland Play Cricket
    • Sweating My Nuts Off
    • Hypoallergenic Cats
    • Ratatouille Teaser
    • World Cup Fever
    • Woohoo, The World Didn't End
    • So Long, It's Been Nice Knowing You

    May 2006

    • Super Sandwiches
    • I Hope I Live For At Least 50 "Life Sentences"
    • Bust China!!!
    • Lunch With Desmond Tutu
    • Tesco Offers Rum as Contraceptive
    • The Perfectly Designed Snack
    • E-Pizza
    • This Explains A Lot
    • Google Notebook
    • When is a Fish Not a Fish?
    • Big Brother Goes All Willy Wonka
    • Are You a Film Fanatic?
    • Zuma Trashes Two Major Campaigns
    • Vinnige Volksie
    • Run in Peace Wally
    • Once in a Lifetime Timestamp

    April 2006

    • My Childhood
    • Wrong Business
    • Mum's Fag-O-Meter
    • Getting Down With Jay Z
    • Happy Birthday Mr Happy
    • Panic, Bird Flu in GB. Don't Panic!
    • Calcr Can't Subtract

    March 2006

    • Finally Running PHP5
    • Successfully Failing
    • Woohoo $5
    • Feet First
    • What's a SUNSEEDā„¢?
    • Sharpeville Day
    • First Babble Finished
    • I've Been Babbling
    • Happy St Pat's Day
    • Upgraded to WordPress 2.0.2
    • Call Logged from the Grave
    • Un-Bloody-Believable
    • I'm Buying a Shredder
    • No more IT Crowd
    • Passport in 4 Days
    • Jean Paul Gaultier has Gone Dog Mad
    • Spring Day

    February 2006

    • Happy Birthday Sun
    • Justice for Solomon Linda
    • A Roman Weekend
    • Cleaner Hurricane
    • Smoking IDs
    • Valentines Day
    • 2Mb ADSL
    • What's Wrong with Spaces?
    • Trekkie Turns Flat into Starship Voyager
    • How's This for Load Average
    • World Cup 2010 Stadiums
    • AOL suffered a Me?
    • Upgraded to Wordpress 2.0.1
    • Bye Bye Digg
    • Great British Design Quest

    January 2006

    • Off To Rome
    • Bloody Brits Abroad
    • Gaim 2 Beta 2 is Out
    • Shuttle is a Deathtrap
    • The Slanket
    • Longest Page
    • It's My Birthday
    • Offensive or Not
    • Wordpress 2.0 is a mod_rewrite Hijacker
    • I've got Newsvine
    • Skanky Keyboards
    • Meetings are Evil
    • WP Install Details Updated
    • SA English Word List
    • Falbum 0.6.0
    • Gautrain Fiasco
    • Linux Sends NASA Rovers To Mars
    • Upgrade Taking place
    • Techie Message In Foxtrot Cartoon
    • GMail for the UK
    • OpenSolaris for PowerPC is Here
    • Cheaper, Stronger Starbucks
    • Flawed $20 Note Sells for $25300
    • Useful Keyboard Enhancement
    • A New Game - Simbabwe
    • The New Wristband
    • Happy New Year

    December 2005

    • How to Compile Gaim on Solaris 10
    • Magical Bananas
    • Merry Christmas
    • A Chav Nativity Tale
    • Google Knows the Answer
    • Finally Finished It
    • Playing the System
    • PC Holiday Season Greeting
    • Good Doesn't Pay Either
    • Google Can't Subtract
    • Z$ 1 Million Fine
    • Petrol Prices Set to Go Up Again
    • Gatso Camera Detail
    • Are We Closer to the Ultimate Question?
    • One of the Neighbours
    • Best Firefox Plugin
    • Exercise Your Mind - Solutions
    • Todler Cautioned by Policeman
    • Flying Through Clouds
    • World AIDS Day

    November 2005

    • Exercise Your Music Muscle
    • Rooibos and Vanilla Tea
    • Firefox 1.5 is Out Now
    • 18 Useful Tricks to Teach Your Body
    • This is How you Make Your Bank Listen
    • Welcome to the Modern World
    • Falbum 0.5.6
    • Falbum 0.5.5 is Out
    • Bugs in Falbum 0.5.4
    • ZFS is Here
    • Falbum 0.5.4 is Out Now
    • Google Analytics Are Go
    • FAlbum Update On the Way- Maybe
    • I Was Wrong
    • Winter is Finally Here
    • Bananas Don't Bend
    • More Falbum Updates
    • Armistice Day
    • Cool Blue Taps
    • No Horse on BBC Food
    • Get You Dogs Warmed Up
    • 123 Schwarzenegger Street
    • GNU/Solaris Based on Debian = Nexenta OS
    • Only foreigners Need Pass. Natives Can Bask in Ignorance
    • What the Flock
    • Locals Must Read my Blog

    October 2005

    • Funny Google Captcha
    • BeleniX - An OpenSolaris LiveCD Distro
    • Trick or Treat Day
    • Underground City For Sale
    • Gonna Need a Bar-One Today
    • Maths in The Simpsons
    • Check What is Coming to Heathrow Airport
    • I Bet the UK Will Wait and See
    • Now We're XHTML 1.1 Compliant
    • Finished the Floor
    • Fight for Light
    • Banning Smoking in the UK
    • Onto the Floor
    • Version 3.0 is Here
    • Time for a New Home
    • More4 Adult Channel
    • We're All Going to Die!! Bird Flu is in Britain!!
    • Why the Name Bluetooth?
    • Happy Birthday Dad
    • All spam Nuked! Rowr!
    • Impractical, yet Practical Broken Bookcases
    • Did you know Happy Birthday is Copyrighted?
    • Unix for the Beginning Mage
    • Install WordPress Files and Blog in Different Directories
    • Sunrise This Morning
    • What do All the Services on Solaris 10 do?
    • Oops, my Bad
    • More Cool Stuff From Apple
    • Bloody Spammers
    • WP-Hashcash
    • Found It.
    • Khomanani Day
    • It's not Fair
    • Divine Intervention
    • New Flag For England?
    • Rumours Are Making Me Money
    • Clearing up Ubuntu FUD
    • Saturday in Bath

    September 2005

    • Write Your Name in Elvish
    • Happy Birthday Claire
    • Using NAT in the Global Zone
    • Christmas Has Started in September
    • Lets Get a Sefrican Into the UK Charts
    • Richest Americans
    • Is Smoking Really THIS Bad For You?
    • A Brilliant HOWTO
    • 70% APR Credit Card Anyone?
    • Acne CAN Kill
    • Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day
    • I'm Rich I'm Rich
    • New Word?
    • Sun's Becky Boxes are Here
    • Fuel Crazy
    • Inside Jack
    • Flatpack House from IKEA
    • 45.4 Overs, 165 Runs, 2 Wickets and 3 Rain Delays
    • S**ting on Your Own Doorstep
    • Bye-Bye iPod Mini - Hello iPod Nano
    • Colin Seymour Comments on colinseymour.co.uk - and it wasn't ME
    • Bug in Sidenotes
    • God of Squirrels Will Look Out For Me
    • Hurricane Katrina & New Orleans

    August 2005

    • Thunderbird Date Format
    • 1960's Puzzle
    • Recycling in Reading
    • Katrina & The Waves
    • Cracking Ad
    • Fantastic Idea
    • Cool Little Plane
    • Ding Dong, the Loon has Gone
    • Update and Testing
    • Be Scared, Very Scared
    • Tax Disk Online
    • www.colinseymour.co.za
    • Got .co.za Now
    • Fancy a Day Off Work?
    • Solaris 11 snv_19 is Go
    • Freaky
    • My First Side Note
    • Happy Lefties Day 2005
    • Album Update
    • Disability
    • Ethnic Rebrand
    • Lowering the Tone a Bit
    • Mighty Mouse
    • Going Down.
    • Foam Space Shuttles
    • Cool Pic

    July 2005

    • Our Holiday
    • Mum's House on Google Maps
    • Been a Bit Quiet Round Here
    • Terrorist Attack on London
    • The Rules of Cricket
    • London 2012
    • Lets Tax Britain Even More
    • Compiling Devilspie 0.10 on Solaris 10

    June 2005

    • Baby Erin Southey
    • Another Day in History
    • Summer Solstice
    • It Gets Worse
    • Who'd Have Thunk It?
    • Bugger It's Hot Today
    • Profanities in OpenSolaris?
    • It's Here - Go Get It
    • Mr Bad isn't So Bad After All
    • Trip to the New Forest
    • We're Taking Over
    • If Eminem Was from Cape Town

    May 2005

    • I Google, Therefore I Am
    • Now You Can Visit From Your Phone
    • WordPress Continues to Impress Me
    • My New Toy
    • This Makes Me Mad
    • Yippeee, Mini Me is in the Post
    • My Mac Mini Has Been Ordered
    • Our Flat on Google Maps

    April 2005

    • Happy Freedom Day
    • Election Time Again in Blighty
    • What's it Like Working For Sun?
    • Flickr Upgrade
    • What a Brilliant Idea
    • Spam That Made Me Laugh
    • Purveyer of Junk Food Turns 50
    • How is Pope John Paul II Currently Feeling?
    • More Spam Fighting
    • Madam & Eve via RSS
    • Today I Will Mostly Be Liking the Taxman
    • Comment Spam Filtering - Again
    • Prince Charles & Camilla Parker-Bowles Big Day Memorabilia

    March 2005

    • My DIY Week - What Happened?
    • My DIY Week - Day 3
    • My DIY Week - Day 1
    • Someone's done it - GNU/Solaris is Alive
    • Chakalaka
    • Gentoo/OpenSolaris is Coming
    • Cool Little CSS Trick

    February 2005

    • Gmail Invites
    • Updated to WordPress 1.5
    • Time for an Upgrade
    • My 7th Year Begins
    • I Broke it Again
    • The Next Type of Spam
    • Happy Valentine's Day
    • How Smart is Your Right Foot?

    January 2005

    • OpenSolaris is on the Way
    • Sometimes I like the Taxman
    • Happy Birthday to Me
    • We're Back
    • I'm in a quandary
    • Number 1 AGAIN!!!
    • Well Almost 100's - valid XHTML
    • My Calendar is Now Valid
    • Welcome to 2005

    December 2004

    • Wagamama's has Landed in Reading
    • Christmas 2004
    • It's Christmas time again
    • Genius or What?
    • Do they know it's Christmas?
    • Small World
    • Trafalgar Square to Table Mountain - By Bicycle
    • Time for a move
    • As luck would have it.

    November 2004

    • It's Here - Rev 2.0
    • Turning over a new leaf

    September 2004

    • Shifts are here

    August 2004

    • GM vs Microsoft
    • Back online

    June 2004

    • What a cheek!!!
    • Unbelievable what people will do for money
    • And I thought South Africa was taking PC a little too far
    • The Little Big Boss says...

    May 2004

    • I'm OBESE!!!
    • I'm useless!!!

    February 2004

    • We're here!!

    November 2003

    • WOOOHOOOO!!!!!
    • Scary Business

    September 2003

    • Interesting...
    • Did you know that Google has a cool built in calculator?
    • Latest Update

    August 2003

    • Is Hell Exothermic?
    • In the beginning...

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