Placebo Max Strength

Yes folks, you can now get Placebo Max Strength for a meagre £5.99+pp to deal with all your aches and pains.

Now before you poo-poo the idea as an expensive (16 aspirin cost less than £1) joke, read these two articles:

I'm jealous that I didn't think of this first. If this chap can sell these to the NHS and become the sole supplier, he'll be rich beyond his wildest dreams in no time