• If you have a discount code for a local and/or independent business, DON’T use it now. Pay full price, and generously tip if possible, and help keep a small business afloat as long as possible.


    • I’ve never felt the need to impulse-buy hand sanitizer&; until now. 👏👏 BrewDog ://


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      I’ve just won Crufts, now watch me do a Paula Radcliffe 🤣😂🤣😂

    • Wore through the right knee of my Levi’s yesterday and looked like a torn-jeans-wearing-hipster last night. Put my foot through the tear today and instantly looked like a tramp 🤣😂


    • Easter is fast approaching and the shops are starting to sell a variety of hot cross buns and, like last year, they don’t have any spices in them, even those labelled “classic” or “traditional“. Why not? The cost of spices hasn’t gone up that much has it?


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      Nope. I drive slowly past the spot, touch the P when it turns blue, slap it into reverse & my Model 3 does the rest whilst I grin & wave with both hands like a maniac at everyone around me. 🤣 Auto-parking is definitely one of my favourite features.

    • Someone’s telling porkie pies. My M3P only has 2 modes: not moving & “cream your pants, this is insanely fast”. This means I’ve never & probably never will see 350 miles. 🤣 ://


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      This is why I charged up on Saturday morning

    • I think my flight might be the last one out of OR Tambo tonight. It’s quite eery walking through an empty airport that is almost entirely closed.


    • One of the things I’m going to miss from 🇿🇦 when I head back to 🇬🇧 is going to be SuperSport. I’ve not watched this much 🏏 & 🏉 in a very long time. I know if I chose to pay the extortionate price for SoccerSports, I mean SkySports, I’d never get this much of either.


    • The last two weeks back in 🇿🇦 has reminded me of just how much I love and miss a good highveld thunderstorm. They used to be like clockwork at ~4pm, now they happen anytime in the afternoon or evening, and even multiple times in one day.


    • I absolutely hate “Come Dine With Me” but I think I might be addicted to a South African variant in Afrikaans called “Kom Ons Braai” though I feel I’m missing out as I only have one braai. A lot of these guys have at least 2 with one chap even having 4, and he used them all! 😱


    • I don’t want to imagine what they’ve done wrong but Lagunitas IPA on tap tastes horrid in 🇿🇦 compared to 🇬🇧 (meh) and 🇺🇸 (better). Maybe Heineken are short-changing here cos peeps don’t know any better. 😟


    • It’s a sunny Sunday afternoon in 🇿🇦 and I’m listening to live music, watching Super Rugby, drinking great beer and all we need now is a thunderstorm like we had last weekend to top off a great day out perfectly.


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      I never tire of African sunsets, even in the city.

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      It’s later than when I lived here but a traditional summer afternoon thunder shower has just arrived and it smells amazing!!! Feeling über nostalgic right now.

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      I encountered some very very dangerous wildlife on my run in the African bushveld this morning 🤣😂

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