My name is Colin Seymour, Esq. and I was delivered to mum and dad, in Johannesburg, South Africa, on one fine summer day a long long time ago, by a great big African stork. Ok, the truth, many years ago, part of me (the Y chromosome part) won my very first race, all 3 inches of it. It was a tough race as the odds were heavily stacked against me - probably in the region of about 80 million to 1, but I did it. After winning that race, I spent about 9 months in this nice cosy cabin causing all sorts of havoc and decided enough was enough on my birthday and went for a walk - well more of a stumble at that time.
In the years that followed, I did a bit of schooling - 7 years of primary school, 5 years of high school, went to university for a while - and then headed off to greener pastures 🇬🇧.
I may now live in the UK, however I am still 🇿🇦 at heart.
I'm @lildude on Twitter.
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