I quite like Jeremy Clarkson. I don't always agree with his point of view, but I enjoy reading his various columns, editorials and books. Oh, and I enjoy TopGear. August's TopGear magazine has Jeremy having a good ol' rant about stupid people and their bodily functions. I was flying to Madrid when I read this and received a lot of odd stares as I giggled to myself. I couldn't help it - whilst I'm not like any of the stupid people he refers to, I can relate so easily.

I've scanned the article and converted it to PDF for you to enjoy too (warning it's a big file) - see, I'm saving you £3.90 - what a nice guy.

Enjoy.