A New Year's Message; South African style (thanks Steve & Cherryflava)...

May good luck stalk you and happiness attack you wherever you go
May your worries be hijacked and all negativity be robbed from you
May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts
May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for notes of large denominations
May the problems you had, forget your home address!

Eish. Heppy New Year