If you are one of those people who are:
- too busy to remove bread from a packet,
- physically incapable of opening a jar or
- untrained in the use of a knife
... you'll be pleased to learn that as of next Thursday Marks & Spencer will be selling a 75p jam sandwich featuring, er, bread, butter and strawberry jam.
Apparently this is the "perfect quick fix, credit crunch lunch". I say it's a perfect way to show people just how much profit M&S makes from their sarmies.
Anyway, as any child who grew up in South Africa knows, these won't be the real thing. A real jam sandwich is made using two doorstep-thick slices of white bread and ladles of Hugo's Mix Fruit Jam ooozing out the sides (butter and or peanut butter optional).