It's a very important day today...

The Big Three Oh

I don't care who this Barack Obama guy is, I will NOT let him rain on my parade. It's my day today; MY 30th birthday; the end of my youth and the start of my quarter-life crisis - yes, I plan to live to at least 120 years old. William better hurry up and get married so his son/daughter can send me my email or whatever fancy form of communication they'll have by that time.

Anyway, when you're all tuning into watch Barack Obama say "I do solemnly swear to a better job than Dubya", spare a thought for me getting old.